Here Goes Nothin'

Yes I know, I am waaayyyyy late to the party but I am showing up anyway.  I really wanted to name this blog "Fat and Happy" but to my dismay, that title was taken.  I stole "satchels of gold" from where else? One of the "real" housewives.  I will spare you any explanation due to such explanation confusing you but I will say that I have implemented this little saying with my kids when trying to distract them while removing a splinter or cleaning up scraped knees.  While they are pleading with me to just leave the splinter in, I just yell out "satchels of gold" to which they stop mid-cry and stare at me in confusion...long enough for me to get the job of doctoring done.  

So, here goes my trek into the blogosphere...like any self-respecting narcissist I think I have something to add to the world.  A little (or LOT) crazy, some funny, and maybe just maybe make someone out there feel better about themselves after comparing herself to me!  I will not be crafting, or offering tips on how to turn juice boxes for your kids school parties into sharks or school buses.  I hope to make you laugh and distract you for a moment from the joyful yet insane days of changing diapers, cleaning food off the walls, and not keeping it "all together" while keeping it all together.  

L.