Do You Ever?

Do you ever say the wrong thing at the wrong time?

Do you ever make your kids eat the dinner you burned, telling them it’s not that bad, while you eat cookies for dinner in your closet when they aren’t looking?

Do you ever comment to one of the fellow moms on your kids's (Christian school) cheer team that her daughter has the moves like Jagger only to have her not smile or laugh and look at your sideways??

I know she only listens to Christian pop while we are jamming to Jay Z and “I’m Sexy and I Know It”.

Do you ever say to the people in line behind you at the grocery store while you're children are running around screaming and opening the candy at the register and taking a bite then putting it back, 

"it's okay, they're still sinners...they have yet to receive Jesus as their Savior.”

Do you ever order a corn dog for lunch then see one of your friends and pretend the corn dog is for one of your kids because you, of course, only eat salads?

Do you ever tell the cashier after she responds your curly headed kid has something stuck in his hair that it’s just his oatmeal from breakfast and your saving it for his morning snack when he gets hungry?

Yeah me neither.

L.